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Sunday, March 09, 2008

N.T. Wright and wrong

apologies for lack of recent blogtivity

been thinking about N.T. Wright (haven't we all?)
did a quick search on him, found out some very interesting facts:

  1. If you chew gum while peeling Tom Wright then it will stop you from crying.
  2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Tom Wright.
  3. The first domain name ever registered was Tom
  4. Tom Wright can sleep for three and a half years.
  5. Tom Wright can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  6. Tom Wright has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
  7. Tom Wright is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Tom Wright.
  9. The Tom Wright-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Tom Wright-fights take place there every day.
  10. All swans in England belong to Tom Wright.

from here, H/T John

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Anonymous steph said...

Excellent. And now you can collect your free Tom Wright from KFC to reach and scrub those unmentionable household corners.

11:26 pm  
Anonymous andrewE said...

Doug, this is a crack up.


6:33 pm  
Anonymous Dave Miers said...

what happened to chuck norris?

3:40 pm  
Blogger David said...

N T Wright on the importance of the Old Testament for understanding the historical Jesus

5:46 pm  
Blogger John said...

This makes no sense at all to me. I see no connection to Tom Wright. Seems rubbish or slander. If it is meant to be funny I fail to see the humour.

Perhaps you can explain.

6:58 am  
Blogger psychodougie said...

ironic nonsense?
i think tom wright would find it amusing.
indeed, in light of the slander tom wright receives for being misunderstood, i think he would be amused by some misunderdstood usage of his name.
follow the links at the bottom of the post and hopefully you too can enjoy the joys of humour!

(if you do happen to speak to tom, maybe you could ask him if he is offended, in which case i will happily take this down.)

9:34 am  
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