duck5

procrastination, heresy, and navel-gazing.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

when ya gotta go


so i had my blood test this morning, and then was given this bottle for a specimen. so i went into the loo and, well that was about it. i stood around for a while. had a drink. thought about waterfalls and rivers and lagoons and billabongs.

then i very humbly apologised, took my leave and left them empty handed.

how do i get over this performance anxiety? has anyone had similar experiences? handy hints?

i guess i could listen to my cassette tape of Ren and Stimpy's "don't wizz on the electric fence" although that may not actually help any, yet it does give some great mental pictures of urinating.

from memory:
    you can swizzle on the sofa
    piddle in the air
    you can tinkle in the toilet
    (that's why it is there)
    but when nature calls
    and you need to go
    just don't wizz on the electric fence

or something like that!

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6 Comments:

Blogger byron said...

Hope the blood test (etc.) wasn't for anything too serious?

2:57 pm  
Blogger psychodougie said...

that's what they're supposed to tell me i guess. but am guessing not. just been feeling yuk for a while now.
hope you're ok. praying for you.

4:21 pm  
Anonymous eve said...

I think we need to get you to eat more meat!

11:19 am  
Blogger Mark said...

Welcome to the "shy-bladder club" Doug!

7:50 am  
Blogger byron said...

How did the test go? Pass? Fail? Re-sit?

Hope you're feeling better.

10:12 am  
Blogger psychodougie said...

nada. nothing. nix. what a waste of time and effort and energy!

doc just said i need to eat more, and regularly.

whatever!

2:11 pm  

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